listening to a cool new song like
Why am I so shy and awkward and I can’t talk in groups literally I can’t and also I need so much attention ?????
relationship tip #78: ‘babe’ and ‘baby’ are cliche and outdated. try a fun new nickname such as ‘lieutenant’ instead
i have mixed emotions of happiness and sadness
if you play with my hair until i fall asleep i will fall in love with you
if she’s even able to walk after sex you didnt do it right
yeah you’re supposed to cut her legs off
I was starring at this quote for ten minutes admiring it and then I shared it with my mom because it really made me feel good. She then told me my cousin that passed away 3 years ago had this tattooed on him. I really miss him and think I might get this tattooed, not only because I want to live a fun life, but also to remember my cousin Ryan.
i just watched american beauty and now i keep seeing stuff about death and beautyAmazing
If you cloned yourself and then got a handjob from your clone, is that incest, homosexual, or masturbation?
its a sin thats what it is
I don’t know why I laughed so hard at this.