I HAVE AWOKEN
I swear to god this is the thing pascel does in rapunzel
hahahah, this is adorable!
Me as a doctor: This patient is down with the sickness
My grandpa’s husky, boa constrictor and cat just hanging out on the porch circa 1975
you fucked up
I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING IT HURTS
If at first you don’t succeed, redefine success.
I reblogged this at like 4am and I’ve spent the whole day thinking about it and randomly laughing
The kakapo is one of the rarest parrots in the world:It’s flightless
It’s the world’s heaviest parrot
It’s possibly the oldest living bird and
It has a subsonic mating boom that can travel several kilometres
it doesn’t even walk
there is literally no other word for what this precious moss potato is doing
precious moss potato